America announces their roster

Like this would ever inspire fear in any Canadian. Looking through this list, I have still no fears that Canada will have no problem with the American *cough* Team *cough*.

As such, here it is…

GOALIES
Rick DiPietro
Robert Esche
John Grahame

DEFENCE
Chris Chelios
Derian Hatcher
Jordan Leopold
John-Michael Liles
Aaron Miller
Brian Rafalski
Mathieu Schneider

FORWARDS
Jason Blake
Erik Cole
Craig Conroy
Chris Drury
Brian Gionta
Scott Gomez
Bill Guerin
Mike Knuble
Mike Modano
Mark Parrish
Brian Rolston
Keith Tkachuk
Doug Weight

Wow. Talk about your no-name team. It looks like team USA will be a non-factor in Torino. Hell, the Swedish, Finnish, Czech, and Russian team seem more impressive.

And by the way, OH CANADA!!

That is all.

What is it about the Northwestern Division?

Somebody upstairs has it in for us. And, though he’d like to think so, his name is NOT Bettman. The Canucks seem to be able to defeat every team outside of their division with ease, but struggle with their in-diviaion rivals. And against Edmonton? They had their five Stanley Cups. Come on now.

Anyhow, the Bert-accu-score^TM for the game was Canucks 6 Oilers 2, whereas the score adapted for television ended up being 5-4 for the Oilers, handing Vancouver a rare home loss. Well, the Oilers ignored all the rules, and scored a goal for each Stanley Cup they won, giving Edmonton 5 in total. In those five Stanley Cups, Gretzky was the captain for four of them, and the Canucks, showing respect for the Great One, scored for each of Gretzky’s four Stanley Cups. As such, the score of the game was Oilers 5 Canucks 4, which gives us

Utter Golden Perfection^TM.

As for tonight, the Los Angeles Kings roll into town, trying to add to the woes of Vancouvers unexpected loss. However, the Kings aren’t in our division, and as such, will suffer a bitter defeat to the tune of

Vancouver 6 Kings 0

Cha Gheill!!

WWE Meh-me

And Dawn will like this one…

Hey your John Cena…If you want some come get
some!!! You don’t bow to anyonw, you are a
straight thug, and you don’t give a damn about
what anyone says

Which WWE superstar are you? for WWE fans only!!!!
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That is all.

The Disney Meh-me

Another one I’m not so sure I agree with, but here it is…

Mickey Mouse

Which DISNEY character are you most like?
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Hat tip: MCF.

That is all.