Hi. My name is Jeff.
[Hi Jeff]
I’m a hit-a-holic. Though since moving to WordPress, I have avoided the blog traffic programs, the cheese, and most importantly the conformity in which seems to be typical for all those “popular” blogs. Though truly speaking, I’ve never had a full hold on popularity, since I have never genuinely had any. So I made the decision, goodbye blogger, goodbye attempts at popularity, and onto my own dispensing of utter drivel.
Having learned this lesson very early in life, us unpopular types realized, so long as we’re not robbing cars or dealing drugs, we could say and do what we liked with little or no notice, unless some jock, brain cell deficiant, would try to ruffle us to continue on a lame attempt to score with the cheerleader of the week. So, with no attempts to drive traffic, I decided to let the gates loose, and that last 5% I held back, I let it out. But funnily enough, I watched my traffic meter (yup WordPress has one built in for you blogger users), “just to see”. Within the last month, I started getting traffic like mad. Seems like there’s more dumb males trying to fuck the prom queen, as most of the traffic has been the “I DON’T like the cut of your jib” commenter, not a “I like you’re cool blog”. Mind you the latter is wishful thinking, as this blog probably falls far from cool. No pictures of Angelina Jolie or Maria Sharipova. Just my dry, nay, arid wit.
So how does the story end? Does the geek, ever ignored and somewhat persecuted, succeed and show the value of his inner self? Hollywood of late has taught us that the nerd becomes cool, which lends itself more to the interperetation that even the brainy must conform to the machine and yeild their intellect. Mind you the subtextual purpose of Hollywood is to propagate the myth that the democracies in the western world are a true utopia. I prefer the Canadian ending. The nerds find a hole in the wall to watch girls in the shower. The nerds get laid. Which reminds me…
G’nite everybody!
