What a difference a little time off makes. After an absolutely shit weekend (which I take full responsibility for), I really needed a much needed break from everything. Well, I didn’t get that until visiting Sunnyvale Trailer Park this Friday evening.
Well, first things second, movie places are dumb as fuck trying to sell us popcorn, dressed all over chips, jallapenno chips, Coke, and hot dogs. Seeing all those images just make me angry as fuck wanting to see the fucking picture already. Shit, I even could tell this big suited fucking brainiacs how to sell more food. Just have Ricky hang out in front of the theatre selling weed, and fuck the munchies will kick in well before the movie starts. And fuck, the added thing you have to think about is the whole reason to go to the movies is to get drunk and stoned with your friends, right? Just like the whole spirit of Christmas bullshit.
Then this fucking trailer just made me fucking laugh my guts out. This Borat guy, from Kazakstein, or Frankenstan, or one of those western Europe countries. I can’t wait until that comes out. That is going to be funny shit.
As for the movie, Trailer Park Boys: The Movie, that is the funniest fucking film I have seen in years. Even with those fuckwits Cory and Trevor in it. I was a little skepticamal at first, reading these reeveews at this Internet Movie Data File thingy, saying that it was a different story, and that Ricky and Julian meet Bubbles for the first time, even though Lahey, the drunk fuck he is, knows they were all friends from their book learning days. Well, those rumours are fucking bullshit. It may not be the same as the TV show, but fuck, Lahey’s still drunk, Randy’s still a fucking no-shirt cheeseburger fucking near pregnant motherfucker, so it’s all good.
Well, it’s time to get off of this oversized calculamatator thing, but I have this message:
GO SEE TRAILER PARK BOYS: THE MOVIE AS SOON AS YOU CAN.
That is all.
P.S. A little knock-knock joke for you.
Knock knock.
[Who's there]
Don’t take.
[Don't take who?]
Don’t take this post so fucking seriously it’s a fucking joke. Jeez, you’re worse than Lahey and fucking Bo-Bandy combined.
That is all.
