Or maybe, somebody was supposed to win Lotto 649 here but “accidentally” didn’t, and this is Karma making up for it. After all, you have better odds of being struck by lightning twice than winning the lottery. And lightning has struck twice.
First, the roof of our beloved BC Place stadium has collapsed. Yes, the roof to the world’s largest air supported roofed stadium has become flacid. A once mighty structure
it has now made Spencer Rice mighty and erect by comparison.
Well, we shouldn’t pick on Spencer due to his phallic shortcomings so much. Though bear in mind, Spenny did give fellatio to an english cucumber, or gherkin, after losing a who is funnier competition to Kenny Hotz.
Secondly, some idiot at YVR decided to walk through screening without listening to officials. I know it’s Canada, I know we’re not as paranoid as our differently brained neighbours, but we still have to adhere to airport security. Talk about the one asshole who fucks it up for the rest of us.
What on earth is happening here this winter? Record snow, flooding, a fire too close to home, and now this. Somebody out there just doesn’t like me. Not that it’s news at this point.
That is all.
