During the wonderful game of car dodgeball drive to Langley today, Jeff got to hear another Jeff on the radio, and Jeff (the writer of this blog, not the Radio Host) got inspired by an on air game played each Thursday, entitled Third Person Thursday. The game is simple. Phone in contestants, along with Jeff O’Neil, Charis and Captain Scotty must all have a conversation speaking in the third person. Once someone refers to themselves in the first person, they are out. The last left standing is the winner. It almost seems like a good idea for a Kenny vs. Spenny episode. Still though, this is the second best themed day next to calling Wednesday Hump Day.
Jeff, feeling the need for some inspiration, decided to dedicate a post a week, on now dubbed Third Person Thursday, to this little event on CFOX. The rules are simple. Jeff will post, and make sure to write completely in the third person. For people reading his posts, they must also comment in the third person (just to these posts), or else their posts will be either truncated or deleted completely (depending on the severity of the offence).
For this week, Jeff decided to mix in political correctness and music into Third Person Thursday. As such, he now presents
Because Afroman Got Marijuana Enhanced, Afroman, translated by Jeff.
Afroman was gonna clean his room until he got marijuana enhanced,
He was gonna get up and find the broom but then he got marijuana enhanced,
His room is cleanliness challenged and he knows why,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced.He was gonna go to the knowledge conveyance program before he got marijuana enhanced,
He coulda been morally deficiant and he coulda acheived an acceptable grade but he got marijuana enhanced,
He is taking it next semester and he knows why,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced.He was gonna go to converting potential energy into kinetic energy but then he got marijuana enhanced,
He just got a new addition of responsibilities effecting a pay increase but he got marijuana enhanced,
Now he’s selling legally challenged recreational use plants and he knows why,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced.He was gonna go to court before he got marijuana enhanced,
He was gonna pay his vertically and experience challenged person support but then he got marijuana enhanced,
They took his whole compensation for transfer of energy from potential to kinetic and he knows why,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced.He wasn’t gonna run from the cops but he was marijuana enhanced,
He was gonna pull right over and stop but he was marijuana enhanced,
Now he’s a limb motor function challenged person, and he knows why,
Because he got marijuana enhanced,
Because he got marijuana enhanced,
Because he got marijuana enhanced.He was gonna pay his car note until he got marijuana enhanced,
He was gonna engage in provincially and federally sanctioned games deemed lotteries on the boat but then he got marijuana enhanced,
Now the tow truck is pulling away and he knows why,
Because he got marijuana enhanced,
Because he got marijuana enhanced,
Because he got marijuana enhanced.He was gonna engage in coitus with her but then he got marijuana enhanced,
He was gonna perform cunnilingus too but then he got marijuana enhanced,
Now he’s performing self service and he knows why,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced.He challenged his entire life because he got marijuana enhanced,
He lost his vertically and experience challenged persons and phallus challenged partner because he got marijuana enhanced,
Now he’s conscious challenged on the sidewalk and he knows why,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced.He’s gonna stop singing his song because he’s marijuana enhanced,
He’s singing this whole thing correctly challenged because he’s marijuana enhanced,
And if his song is retail challenged he knows why,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced,
’cause he got marijuana enhanced.
Original lyrics here.
As Jeff would say, that is all.
