Well, just people who piss Jeff off on Thursday. For the reader’s consideration:
One: At 6:05 this morning, someone out there mistook this bridge
For this bridge
by calling into Jeff’s favourite local radio statio and claimed a massive accident on the latter bridge. The accident was on the previous, thus diverting loads of traffic, attempting to miss the accident, onto the bridge with the accident. Jeff thinks that this loser should in future make sure brain is engaged before operating his mouth.
Two: two young teenage girls, in North Vancouver, after cutting in front of Jeff’s 5-ton truck at an intersection, oblivious that anything was there, decided to press a crosswalk signal repeatedly over ten times in hoping pressing it repeatedly would eventually make the signal change. To boot, the button was an older metal one, which made one hell of an annoying squeak noise. Here’s a hint girls. There are actually vehicles on the roads you like to jay walk, and, surprise, surprise, pedestrian buttons do not work akin to Playstation or X-Box.
Three: idiots, who need to push through an intersection in rush hour traffic, but don’t get through it, and block the intersection for several light transitions. Jeff honked at one such asshole tonight, who felt the need to tell him that his engine would shut off if he didn’t continue moving (not like this retard continued moving staying put in the intersection anyway). Jeff replied by telling the asshole that he should learn some tact, manners and respect, and concluded his shouting match by telling the idiot to take some form of driver’s education before ICBC takes his licence away. What a fucking git.
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That is all.
