Posted by Jeff on Saturday, 15 March, 2008
Vancouver, British Columbia. Home of the Canucks, and birthplace of Darth Vader, the best weed on the planet, and the current residence of the greatest evil known to mankind…
Right, evil grey ball of fluff Adina? Or should I say Shitbrick?
That is all.
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Posted by Jeff on Saturday, 15 March, 2008
Todd sent me this story, and it warms the cockles of my black, crusted lump of coal I have for a heart…
This will warm your heart, especially if you have lost faith in human kindness. This letter was sent to the principal’s office after an elementary school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady had received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize, and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind.
Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today!
Dear Faculty and Students,
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens’ luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away.
I am all alone now and it’s nice to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio. Before I received this one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day, her radio fell off the night stand and broke into alot of little pieces. It was awful and she was in tears.
She asked if she could listen to mine, and I said “fuck you.”
Thank you for that opportunity.
Sincerely, Agnes
Ahhh, I’m not alone.
That is all.
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