Asian Gyspy Moth

Sadly after last week’s debacle, we may NOT have another Topless Train Ride of Fun, aka the most fun one can have on live radio. I still don’t buy that going topless on the SkyTrain is wrong, but I suppose the point is moot. It could be worse. We could have more people trying to buy heroin at Main and Hastings dressed as a beaver.

And, thanks to the power of the interwebTM and YouTube.georb, I have one thing to say…

ASIAN GYPSY MOTH!

Interdum vos ut volvo ferrus six.

Post Script: Real content to follow tomorrow.

Bringin’ the smack, part two…

Welcome to Toronto, home of the Make Me Laughs, and birthplace to 41 years (and counting) of futility, Osama bin Laden, early tee-off times in April, and the worst hockey fans in the history of the NHL.

Right the entire city of Toronto?

And just to prove my point, watch this:

Die Leafs Die! Go ‘Nucks Go!

Interdum vos ut volvo ferrus six.

I’m Not Insensitive

I just don’t give a shit. Take into consideration Tuesday night. Finally (FINALLY) went to the theatre to go see Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Amid the horrible reviews I have been privy to, the animated film still surpasses episodes I and II, and even beats out the whole Ewok debacle from Return of the Jedi. Yes, I do know it’s a lead in to an animated TV series, but the kid in me liked it.

What I didn’t like was queuing up for tickets. Two of the four automated machines were down. And when the group in front of me started clearing the machine, the couple BEHIND me cut directly in front of me to go and purchase their tickets. Fuck do I hate people. Needless to say, I spoke up. And did so to the severe disgust of the forty-something pair of line jumpers. They made such a big deal about how I wasn’t standing in line, and how nobody was in front of me, but when I repeatedly pointed out their incredibly faulty logic, eyesight, and brain function, they had the frakking nerve to tell me I was making too much of it. I called them out. They should fucking suck it up. Bah.

I hate people. Individuals I can work with. People suck big fat monkey balls. Lying scum.

Which brings me to my belated Twisted filler. Once again from Paul. If he still actually reads my drivel, get a site so I can link back to you already :P

Still, the theme today is honesty. Brutal honesty. A series of short films found here. I have posted these that just speak volumes to me, as I would for sure be this way in all social situations: Read the rest of this entry »

Just one kick in the bollocks after another

Case in point. Today. And even aside from the fact I had to work at my ‘job’.

Take into consideration:

Liverpool lost to Chelsea in the Champions League semis.

UGGGHHHH (added insult to this… shit scum Man U. got through to the final).

Montreal went down 3-1 to the Broad Street Bullies.

UGGGHHHH

And just to make third time the charm, an until now, thought to be boxed model of chrome toaster (for conspiring to divide humanity) has now re-emerged, set to continue it’s traitorous ways. Where the fuck is an airlock when I need it?

However, there is a silver lining to the monsoon cloud hanging over me. Hint number one, there will soon be much less Fe in my life.

Interdum vos ut volvo ferrus six.

P.S. Help my city grow.

P.P.S. Go to this radio station site and vote for my friend, Christine Todd.

A Public Service

To those who don’t read Dawn’s blog, I give you all the kitty wake up call:

Off to get our new kitten.

That is all.

Beginning in a new direction

That is all.

The Condom Song

Make sure the boss isn’t in earshot. Nothing else needs to be said.

Hat tip to Charis.

That is all.

People are so fucking stupid

You know, I don’t laugh at the small bits of this video, but rather shake my head at the sheer idiocy of others.

I almost think there is reverse Darwinism occurring in certain human gene pools.

Found via various forwards on Facebook.

That is all.

Coming soon

Not a film about robot cars, about underage witches and wizards, nor about the lack of health care in the land south of 49.

Rather, a semi-original (you’ll get the feel when you watch it):

Yeah, I know. I don’t have music rights. But I’m not making money on this, and there’s so many ‘tribute’ videos, so meh.

The full, music sync’ed version to come soon, to A Golden World near you…

That is all.

Sensitivity Training

Hat tip to Paul for this link. Enjoy.

That is all.