Just one kick in the bollocks after another

Case in point. Today. And even aside from the fact I had to work at my ‘job’.

Take into consideration:

Liverpool lost to Chelsea in the Champions League semis.

UGGGHHHH (added insult to this… shit scum Man U. got through to the final).

Montreal went down 3-1 to the Broad Street Bullies.

UGGGHHHH

And just to make third time the charm, an until now, thought to be boxed model of chrome toaster (for conspiring to divide humanity) has now re-emerged, set to continue it’s traitorous ways. Where the fuck is an airlock when I need it?

However, there is a silver lining to the monsoon cloud hanging over me. Hint number one, there will soon be much less Fe in my life.

Interdum vos ut volvo ferrus six.

P.S. Help my city grow.

P.P.S. Go to this radio station site and vote for my friend, Christine Todd.

A Public Service

To those who don’t read Dawn’s blog, I give you all the kitty wake up call:

Off to get our new kitten.

That is all.

Beginning in a new direction

That is all.

The Condom Song

Make sure the boss isn’t in earshot. Nothing else needs to be said.

Hat tip to Charis.

That is all.

People are so fucking stupid

You know, I don’t laugh at the small bits of this video, but rather shake my head at the sheer idiocy of others.

I almost think there is reverse Darwinism occurring in certain human gene pools.

Found via various forwards on Facebook.

That is all.

Coming soon

Not a film about robot cars, about underage witches and wizards, nor about the lack of health care in the land south of 49.

Rather, a semi-original (you’ll get the feel when you watch it):

Yeah, I know. I don’t have music rights. But I’m not making money on this, and there’s so many ‘tribute’ videos, so meh.

The full, music sync’ed version to come soon, to A Golden World near you…

That is all.

Sensitivity Training

Hat tip to Paul for this link. Enjoy.

That is all.

Hi, I’m a Liberal

Oh my, how I just adore this video. It speaks volumes to me:

as does this

and this

I love how things are completely different north of 49.

That is all.

Even more gratuitous filler

Paul sent me this. Ahh, it’s brilliant.

I only wonder if someone will code video like that so we can play Space Invaders in stop motion.

That is all.

Filler, oh glorious filler

For the handful of regular readers of this tripe blahg, I think it’s becoming safe to say I haven’t had the creative or ranting urge in the last few days. So, to tide everyone over, I shall leave you with my all time favourite Muppets sketch:

More original posts soon to follow. I hope.

That is all.