All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again

Was Gaius Frakking Baltar right? Delusional, and near death on the renegade Cylon Basestar, he admits his connection with the holocaust to President Roslin, and extrapolates to suggest the cycle of life needs periodic purging for life, spirit and hope to spring anew.

As a parallel to a truism, our existence needs death for life to spring anew.

On a more personal side, many things are coming to an end. Battlestar Galactica is two episodes to it’s close. Watchmen has finally made it’s cinematic debut after a long, hungering wait. In my geek’s paradise of sci-fi, much of what I’ve longed for is ending. Over. Done.

In the realm of reality, much is also drawing to a close. A potential opportunity could spark a significant change for Dawn and I. And a much needed change for the better. Things coming to am end can yeild a positive end.

We’ll also have Caprica. X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Angels and Demons. And frak. In film school, I always wanted to be a writer. I think it’ right time to refresh my approach and effort toward that endeavour.

Death isn’t the end of all things. It’s just the change we need to start anew.

Interdum vos ut volvo ferrus six.

M.C.F.A.T. Episode XXIV – The Spin Doctors

Well, it’s just about over. Burkie finally signed with the worst team in the history of hockey. Full control in the self-perpetuated ‘center of the universe’. After telling a very obvious, bold-faced lie in the press conference stepping down from his post in Anaheim.

None of this is a shock at this point. Hockey fans everywhere saw that Burke was going to Toronto, adding another gong to the already insane gong show that is hockey in the biggest commercial hockey market in Canada. The sad part is when it’s all made official Saturday, it’s not the end.

It will just be the beginning. What a sad day for hockey, getting all that spin doctoring. So much for sports journalism ever being about the game on the ice anymore.

But, with spin doctoring and perception in mind, here’s the latest MCFAT:

1) Is it good or bad when sitcoms feature celebrity guest stars?

When I read this question the first time, the better question jumped in my head. Are there any good sitcoms out there anymore? As many of you already know, I really can’t stand the tripe the major US networks shove down our collective throats on a weekly basis. I guess I should have realized that television sitcoms are going the way of the dodo when I really started to get sick of the Simpsons about six years back.

About the only ’sitcom’ that works for me these days is really Family Guy. Period. Simply put, it is what The Simpsons dares not to be. So how does it stand when celebrity guest stars are on? Well, in the case of James Woods, brilliantly. Sadly, James must learn not to follow a candy trail down an alley and into a simple box trap. Git. As to other guest stars, it does seem that Seth McFarlane uses them with purpose, not JUST for a ratings grab.

The other shit that clutters the airwaves, however, seem to have no real creativity left in their premise or delivery. Celebrity guest stars, as a result, seem to be nothing more than a Paris Hilton-esque attempt to get mindless ratings during sweeps week. Still, based on all this tripe, the lowest common denominator mentality may actually improve the show. If I have some time I may do a comparative analysis at some point.

Maybe.

2) What is the most shocking thing you’ve seen on the internet?

Personal politics notwithstanding, it’s a toss up between this site and this site. In terms of all the fucked up, bizzare, vomit inducing images and viral videos out there, they start to lose their punch as we all have that friend who constantly emails all that sick shit all the time. Positively speaking, at least the onslaught builds up a heavy resistance.

Still, after even linking up that scum to my site, I need to cleanse. As such…

and this. The last game I got to see in the Montreal Forum:

Ahh. Now I feel better.

3) Is it possible to have too much free time?

Come on now. If there’s no such thing as a free lunch, how on earth can ANY time be free?

4) Inspired by a recent Dwight Shrute monologue, I ask you: what’s your perfect crime?

There can only be one perfect crime. Taunting those on the growing list of people who have not only pissed me off but have completely betrayed me, to harming me to such a degree that my murder of them can be justified as self defence.

SPECIAL BONUS QUESTION: What (animated) fictional town offers a whirlwind existence, race cars, lasers, airplanes, mystery-solving, time travel, and more?

Very simply put, the alternate 1985 New York City in which the former Crimebusters, of Watchmen fame are written to exist. Hell, anything is possible with the existence of Dr. Manhattan.

Interdum vos ut volvo ferrus six.

I have a monitor again, election reflection, watching Watchmen, and one will be revealed.

Dear Gods, I am a bad, lazy, infrequent blogger. I must be getting old. My lack of text is far from a lack of something to say. Rather, if my thought is accurate that Battlestar Galactica is truly an allegory to my life, lately nothing has been more true than this:

Months o­n the run, and what do we have to show for it? Casualties. Deteriorating conditions. This crew needs a rest. It’s finally hitting them, that’s all. Our old lives are gone. The o­nly thing we have to look forward to is this.

Commander William Adama, Flight of the Phoenix

Months of working too much for too little, with no leads on new jobs. First a back injury, then a three week stint with serious damage to my Achilles tendon. Engine block on the car fried. Need to work more to make payments on the new vehicle. LCD computer monitor goes on the fritz, so Dawn and I can fight over computer time. No end to the monotony in sight. All I have to look forward to is more work just to get by.

Well, last night was another small turn in the road. We have a library of sorts in our building, more like a small alcove in which people drop off and pick up old novels and such. Sometimes, however, other things appear there. Like a Samsung computer monitor.

Needless to say, the monitor issue is a non-issue. It is a CRT, but still, until the financial situation greatly improves, which is in process with the union contract being re-negotiated, along with a potential side business venture I’m undertaking, it will more than do. So long as someone doesn’t smash it up tomorrow (which seems to be my luck these days), we should be all good. Though in all honesty, I can’t imagine causing over $3000 in damage to a cheap computer monitor.

The car, on the other hand, wasn’t so lucky. Two days after driving off the lot with it, I got rear-ended. See a few posts back. The good is the deductible has been waived. The bad is that I’m worried shitless that some kind of vandalism will befall the loaner the body shop gave me. I really don’t need any more car problems in, oh, about forever.

Our lives have even been graced with elections (one to come in a week, and one early next year still to come, however), which in itself is allegory to the end of Season 2.

They don’t want to hear the truth. They’re tired. Exhausted. The idea of stopping, laying down their burdens and starting a new life right now is what is resonating with the voters.

Tory Foster, Lay Down Your Burdens, Part I

Not so much in Canada. We re-elected the king of personality, Stephen Harper, in an election that spent loads of tax dollars and changed next to nothing in the House of Commons. I guess one positive came out of it was that Stephane Dion stepped down as Liberal leader. I appreciate the honesty approach. When I lived in Onterrible, Dalton McGuinty got elected on a platform of ‘no tax cuts’, giving a ‘real’ plan as opposed to hollow empty promises. That’s one thing. Telling voters well before the election is even called you plan to tax us more is just plain suicide.

Still, it’s now only a matter of time before Justin takes the reigns. Probably one leader removed from another Trudeau Prime Minister dynasty.

Luckily, things are looking up down south. Congrats to Barack Obama for doing two things. First, being the first African-American voted in as President, but more importantly, having an ELECTION THAT ONLY LASTED ONE DAY. Actually, to think of it, most elections I can think of from down south really offered a result in only one day. Except two. Both elected that Dubya character. I can’t imagine that it’s only down to ballot counters having the same mathematical and academic capacity as the current puppet President. Co-incidence?

Say what you will about economic policy. I think this election might actually be a sign that the US is joining the rest of us in the 21ST century, being able to rise from the past, go against the grain, and select a man who not even 50 years ago, wouldn’t have even been fathomed as the leader of the free world.

Yeah, I said it. Many in the world look to America as a beacon of hope. And Tuesday, this beacon of hope may have been re-lit. Through fiscal policy, budget, deficit, debt, and the like, we can easily lose sight of the social conscience that government must wield. We live in a much smaller world, thanks to many ingenious things such as the interweb. Different cultures, different gender orientations, different faiths are increasingly at ends, must either learn to co-exist or they will end up destroying one another.

I can only hope the election of Obama will forward the cause of co-existence.

It could be worse. We could have had five successive terms of Richard Nixon. Though for that to have happened, I think we might have needed an omnipotent blue dude with a diagram of a hydrogen atom on his forehead.

I’m really looking forward to the Watchmen film. I’ve only read the graphic novel a handful of times, as I’ve (until very recently) had to borrow it from friends, never finding a copy of my own. Until now.

I just hope that trailer isn’t the only thing to tide me over until the second half of season 4. Well aside from hockey. Tonight’s score: Winnipeg Jets 0, Kevin ‘Boom Boom’ Bieksa 1.

Interdum vos ut volvo ferrus six.

Watchmen Filler

It’s only been the last week I’ve began to seethe to see the upcoming Watchmen film. Until recently, it’s been kinda tough to get into a superhero film (short of The Dark Knight), what with all the characters coming out of the woodwork.

Still, a meh-me to celebrate the occasion:

Your result for The Watchmen Personality Type Test…

Doc Manhattan

You believe in deterministim and are generally emotionally detached.

You rarely consider the moral implications of others’ behaviour and your attitude toward the world is purely practical. You see everything as being inevitable and often require others to force you into acting.

While this serves to make you enigmatic, people will find it hard to care for you in the long run, frustrated by your clinical outlook.

Take The Watchmen Personality Type Test at HelloQuizzy

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Rainclouds keep flying overhead

I’ve been an even worse blogger than Peter these days. How does one start? If I listen to the sounds in my head, it all starts (and ends) with Watchmen. This being the song in my head going over and over right now:

So how do I write this story? To all but blatantly rip off Watchmen at this point, start with a sad story, and everything else will follow through. And to NOT rip off Watchmen entirely, we’ll start two months back. An empty pallet (and one of those right ugly heavy ones) fell on my Achilles tendon (to which I think I’ve already documented), and kept me on the shelf for three weeks. So aside from the sheer irony of watching Troy again and again, more irony was to ensue.

Being in a capacity of limited mobility, the car was essential for the commute. Luckily, work offered modified duties so that I would have minimal issues trying to extract money from WCB. Good until day four. After overhauling all the cooling system, my timing chain decided to snap and cause a backfire that seized the engine. This I know in hindsight. However, for the next near five or six weeks, most nights had been spent trying to fix every possible cause of the engine not working. Fuel filter. Fuel pump. Cleaning out the fuel lines. New spark plugs. New wires. And so on, and so on, and, well, you get the point. Loads of work, effort, pain, and money, but no result. Two weeks back I broke down and went to my mechanic.

He was the one who broke the bad news. Fuckity. Another catch 22. Need a car for the commute to get to work, can’t afford the car, so the commute sucks, and physically wears me down from progressing in the direction I need to go professionally and personally. So, I’ve bitten the bullet, re-worked the budget and got a car.

Did originally get a 2009 Kia Rio 5, and drove it for two days. Once the dealership settled the financing, I was approved for $500 per month over six years, not $230 over five. Fuck. Gotta look some more. I ended up with a 2004 Kia Rio DX-V, which in all honesty drives just as nicely. It needs a bit of body work, and the dealer is going to fix some for me. I can live with tidying up a few paint scratches. Hell, I might put a darker stripe on the bottom third.

Or I might just pimp it up like a Viper Mark VII. Dawn would hate me for that. Oh well.

Not quite the car I wanted, but I can live with it. Still has 1 year left on the warranty as well.

And then Friday night happened. Now that we have the car, Dawn and I decided to change it up a bit for dinner. And en route, WHAM! I was rear ended at a traffic light. Luckily, ICBC will cover the lot, as I wasn’t at fault, but fuck me, when will this all stop? It’s like there’s a rain cloud constantly over my head. But thus is life, I do live in Vancouver, and it is monsoon season.

Maybe I need more jaunts to Hastings and Main. Then all the prostitutes, drug dealers, users, thieves, and the like can look up from their filth to me and shout ‘Save Us’.

And I’ll look down and whisper ‘No’.

Interdum vos ut volvo ferrus six.