COSTANZAISM

1. The discipline to completely ignore every urge towards common sense and good judgment one ever has.

DOUCHEBAG

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person with a shitty personality that needs to “take themself the fuck down” or “go home and get their fucking shine box.” A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.
3. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
4. Brian Griffin. You see, Stewie wrote Douchebag on Brian’s grave in Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story. Besides, I think it fits Brian’s character.
5. Any spineless asshole who crosses the line with Dawn.

FUCKTARD

1. A retarded waste of sperm, humanity and air. A simp. A useless douche of the highest degree.

GONG SHOW

1. A show, feature film, television, or direct to video, that is so horribly disorganized at the producing levels, that even department keys don’t have any idea of what is going on at the current moment, let alone a solid outline for enough advance days that they can have the appropriate crew and gear to execute their tasks professionally. Inspired by the television show from the 70’s, The Gong Show.