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Wow, amazing how that ‘next day’ really ended up being more like over a week. I know it’s my blahg, and the lot (okay very few) out there are probably wondering if I fell off the face of the earth, probably in applause, but I digress. I really think I should just lobby to have about 12 more hours added to each calendar day.

More or less, this is the feeling I’ve had in the last little while: I have been put on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind, that I will never die. (Hat tip Bill Watterson).

Still, thanks to Ben, I may have the opportunity (we’ll see as the post goes on) to say something reasonably worthwhile. MAYBE. But again, we’ll see as the post progresses. As such, Ben has tagged me with a meh-me in which to reveal 7 [more as I've done a lot of these] random facts about myself, then tag others. As such, here we go:

1. The first live music act I saw live was Duran Duran, in 1983, in [sic] Make Me Laugh Gardens in Toronto. That night this was shot:

Yes, as a youngster, Duran Duran was my favourite band (excuse me whilst I run and hide). Even in grades six and seven, when Seven and the Ragged Tiger was big on the charts, I was in a class who favoured a majority of Van Halen, Twisted Sister, Motley Crue and Iron Maiden over ‘New Wave’. This just happens to be yet one more example of how I was persecuted by my peers as a child.

Two years later, in music classes in high school, New Wave took a backseat to The Beatles and Pink Floyd. The Beatles soon led to my lifelong love affair with Liverpool FC, and Pink Floyd opened my mind to all the music that stretched well beyond the mainstream.

Though all these bands hold special places in my heart, none take the place of Nine Inch Nails, Rage Against the Machine, and System of a Down. If CFOX were ever to go to a nothing but Nails, Rage, and SOAD format, I could live without hearing anything else on the radio. Ever.

2. I’m a really bad alumnus film student. I barely watch films in the theatres these days. Dark Knight was the last I saw at the cinema, and it could be the last until the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and Watchmen before I see another. There are a three factors that are involved with this factum, which can be assessed thusly:

A. I’m trying to save for Dawn and my wedding. We’ve gotta pay for it ourselves (which right sucks ass, considering the cost of things these days). As such, it’s becoming way cheaper to by pre-viewed DVD’s of movies we want to see. And speaking of DVD’s, I’m SOOOOOO seething to get Battlestar Galactica season 4.0. And the webisodes.

B. Item A notwithstanding, there is a lot of shit out in the theatres these days. LOTS. And for Dawn and I to go watch this shit, it’s going to run at least $25 for the pair of us. Ugghhh. No, I don’t want to see a remake of some classic film, recast with Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. Fuck me, how does Paris Hilton get movie roles? She can barely string three words together in one breath, let alone have the three make any logical, progressive sense.

I’m dreading when classics like Casablanca and Citizen Kane finally endure the modern day makeover.

C. Dawn and my tastes in film are fairly different. We can barely agree on anything shy of Harry Potter. Though I’m still convinced she’s a closet Battlestar fan myself.

3. I collect a lot. Really, a lot of junk. Dragons, Bobbleheads, Action Figures, Hockey Cards and Collectibles, and so on, and such. I’ve got three shelves above my desk loaded with it, and I need more storage space.

The only flaw with the current system is that Adina, our little, evil, Russian Blue cat, loves climbing up on it and continually knocks things off. Git.

4. I’m planning on entering the BC Poker Championships next year. Most days now I spend a few hours on Full Tilt Poker.net. Though it does sharpen your skills, not playing for real money can get really frustrating as your opponents become more megalomaniacal (as per Phil Hellmuth) then ever, and I think I need to sit at a few real money games before next November to balance it out.

5. This is nothing new or original for me, but I have absolutely zero tolerance for stupid people. Zero. It does explain why I can’t stand the ‘leadership’ at work precisely, but my real beef these days is this. Around Vancouver, it seems the stupider you are, the more disposable income you get. It’s reverse Darwinism at it’s finest. Survival of the weakest. As such, most of my free time is spent finding ways to use my intelligence to make a business of my vast wealth of knowledge, skill, and abilities as opposed to working for the lobotomized.

6. I really am an insufferable know it all. If he ever gets another blahg, just ask my lifelong buddy Todd. I hate being wrong, hate mistakes, hate correcting other people’s problems just as well as my own. Gah. Imperfection is the one human quality that I just cannot come to grips with, even though I admit there is a reason erasers are put on pencils.

7. I almost always wear a baseball cap. My entire life is one bad hair day. Luckily, at work, a cap is actually part of the uniform, so I’m lucky in the sense that professionally, I’m covered. Though on the rare occasion we go out for something nice, I have to remember if I have some goop of some form for my hair. Though this leads to problem number two. I like the stylishly messy look when we go out, where as the other half likes me looking ’smart’. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t like looking like a Norman Rockwell propaganda painting all that much.

As for tagging people, I don’t have many, but I will tag Dawn , MCF, and Peter.

Interdum vos ut volvo ferrus six.

Meh-me-ology

“Borrowed” from MCF, as working on the fuel system of a car all week drains a certain level of creativity.

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Italian or Caesar.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Hmm. This is a tough one. I’d dare say Opa! Souvlaki of Greece, but really there’s only one location that nails Greek Cuisine (Metropolis at Metrotown). Bearing that in mind, I also enjoy Pita Pit, Quizno’s, and Subway.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. In terms of non-fast food, more traditional restaurants, I always have a soft spot for East Side Mario’s. Though lately (and since I really dread the drive to the Coq, especially with the car in such poor repair), Robin Hood tends to get the thumbs up. White Spot kicks ass as well, but it’s right pricey.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. I don’t tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I’ll give them something, a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it’s for the birds. As far as I’m concerned, they’re just doing their job. I’m very sorry the government taxes their tips, that’s fucked up. That ain’t my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn’t do that, I’ll sign it, put it to a vote, I’ll vote for it, but what I won’t do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin’ type, ’cause if you’re expecting me to help out with the rent you’re in for a big fuckin’ surprise.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: I would like to say Oreo Blizzard’s from DQ, but I tried the experiment in University and after a week I was right fucked up. Didn’t help when idiot roommates decided to put Barney on the tube while I could barely move. Fuckers. In actuality, home cooked pasta is about the only thing that would fit.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Pepperoni, green peppers, jalapenos, onion, spicy sausage, and ground beef. Most of which I don’t get anymore because SOMEBODY doesn’t like the lot of it.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: I don’t eat toast.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: This:

Viper in launch tube

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: One. I want to get an HD television soon (along with a PS3, Wii and XBOX 360).

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. It depends. I write, golf, and throw with my right. I bat, shoot in hockey, draw, played guitar (as poorly as I did) with my left, and am left footed in football and my left leg is dominant when I ski. Fucked up, ain’t it?

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. I’m surprised there’s anything left. Chronologically, I’ve had my tonsils removed, put a hole in my head falling off a ladder head first into concrete, had my appendix removed, I poked pencil leads into my right leg and had to have them taken out (I still have marks where they were), scar tissue from my gimpy right knee, my wisdom teeth (with no pain killers), my front teeth knocked out in a bar fight in Detroit (over a girl), subsequently the roots, and most recently, a pine needle from my eye.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Never had a cavity. All my dental work has been extractions only.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Tara, just a few minutes ago. My cat should be the new symbol for Butterball turkeys.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Yeah, umpiring a baseball game four years back. Got beaned in the back of the head with a laser strike from first to home, which was a good 10 feet off the mark.

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. It wouldn’t change much for me. I try to live each day as though it were my last. Stressful to do it as such.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Apollo? Hydra? Just not Lovepreet.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black and/or orange.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. I’m sure I have, but nothing funny or anecdotal comes to mind.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. I was a lifeguard as a young adult, and have pulled a few kids out of the pool when they were struggling. Only had to perform CPR once (and sadly that fellow died in my arms). Also, Dawn seems to claim I saved her life, more figuratively than literally, however.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. A couple of doctors for sure, as well as Dawn saving me from my own stupidity countless times. Mom and Dad have bailed me out and backed me more than is humanly possible. For all intents and purposes I should already be dead.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure, just not only the lips or genitalia.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. I seriously doubt it.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. It would seem a simple request, but I wouldn’t voluntarily give up one of my few of a dwindling set of rights up for a lump sum. Fuck that.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Dawn wouldn’t let me.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Hell yeah. I’d like it more that I’d get $1000 per bottle. Gods I need a new car…

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Oooh, I like this one. It’s definitely within our nature as humans to take life. Those who deny this primordial instinct are just plain bullshitting themselves. I guess what comes up for me more is choice of who is killed. Be it some criminal or source of evil, yeah, I probably would. The innocent or someone close, definitely the opposite. Without knowledge of this choice, I’d have to lean to no overall.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: My keys, today’s grocery list, my iPod case, and some loose change.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: It’s better than most fare these days.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet. And old, shitty carpet to boot.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand when I clean, sit when I’m in there suffering through a migraine (the water helps oddly for me).

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Well, I live with my partner and two balls of fluff. But I couldn’t live with a gaggle of guys like the good ol’ college days anymore.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Zero, unless deck shoes count.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Well, I do courier pick ups with the Vancouver Police Department quite regularly. I would like to say the day a certain man dressed as a beaver was nearly arrested buying smack at a well known intersection near downtown in an on-air radio stunt, but sadly, my name is Jeff, not Scott.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Able to retire and enjoy it.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: There is only one number one. Brother Cavil. Still, shouldn’t that be top seven, or at least eleven, or twelve? How does eight figure in with toasters? We already know Boomer is a Cylon.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last friend you talked to?
A: Aside from Dawn and the ‘folks, Walter. Fuck me, that was Friday too. Oh, wait, Jeff and Shirley stopped by Today.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: Blaise to work on my car.

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Dawn. Duh! And I hug her over, and over, and over again, knowing her hugs are JUST FOR ME.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: Four.

Q: Season?
A: Winter. Hockey and Skiing!

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Mom, Dad, and a few friends from the east.

Q: Mood?
A: Meh.

Q: Listening to?
A: Superman Returns playing on TV.

Q: Watching?
A: What lies in the space between life and death.

Q: Worrying about?
A: Far too much of everything, really. Gods I hate having the weight of the world on my shoulders.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Sat in front of the Mac and checked my Tribal Wars account.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Get my fucking car running again finally.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Troy, right after I severely damaged my Achilles tendon a month ago.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: I don’t smile.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: People who don’t know me think so. How sadly wrong they are.

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I’ve been tagged… again…

Three guesses who…

Anyhow…

Accent: I have none. I really don’t. Somehow I’m on the losing end of this argument. Dawn (and the whole daft lot from the other side of the pond from the female persuation… at least those I know) seem to think I have a ’sexy’ Canadian accent. I hate the sound of my voice. Bah. Still, ironically, the lot at work notice a UK twang. Bizarre. Must be Dawn’s influence to get me to say aluminum aluminium. Luckily I’m not speaking in that Gods awful Yorkshire dialect.

Breakfast or No Breakfast: Coffee. Seven cups to get up, and four more for breakfast. Nothing solid. Reader’s discretion as to whether or not that constitutes breakfast.

Chore I don’t care for: All of them? Cat litter changing is on the top of my list.

Dog or Cat: Well, we have a slut and a demon posing as two felines. Other cats I have had include a dedicated hunter, an instrument of war, and a ball of neurosis. Only had one dog (at three… for one day). Cats definitely, they have way more personality.

Essential Electronics: Macintosh, iPod, mobile phone, Canon Digital Rebel XT, Sony Playstation 2.

Favorite Cologne: AXE Effect Essence (it really DOES work… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Gold or Silver: Gold is worth more, so Aurum.

Handbag I carry most often: My lunch bag. I’m a guy. I’m not meterosexual. Hence, no fashionable handbag.

Insomnia: Not lately. Work takes enough of the mickey outta me to keep me that wired.

Job Title: Officially… courier. Unofficially… peon/slave/fuel. Soon to be back to Electrician/Film Geek Extrodinaire.

Kids: Two piles of fluff that pass themselves off as cats named Tara and Adina. Nothing human though.

Living Arrangements: Barely. Low cost 1-bedroom apartment with Dawn, living 2 bridges away from work. Blech.

Most Admirable Trait: My intellect. I can think my way through (or out of) virtually anything.

Naughtiest Childhood Behavior: Too many to think of just one. Pompous winner, sore loser, dirty hockey player, violent golfing temper, arrogance, obsessing about superiority, and so on.

Overnight hospital stays: Last one when I had my appendix removed (at age 11). 23 years ago. Even when I had my knee worked on it was same day. I’m hoping to avoid these for a long time.

Phobias: Falling from height, my own mortality, being normal, being average.

Quote: Since you tagged me babe, you frakking asked for this:

“The Cylon War is long over, yet we must not forget the reasons why so many sacrificed so much in the cause of freedom. The cost of wearing the uniform can be high, but…
[very long pause]… sometimes it’s too high. You know, when we fought the Cylons, we did it to save ourselves from extinction. But we never answered the question “Why?” Why are we as a people worth saving? We still commit murder because of greed and spite, jealousy, and we still visit all of our sins upon our children. We refuse to accept the responsibility for anything that we’ve done, like we did with the Cylons. We decided to play God, create life. And when that life turned against us, we comforted ourselves in the knowledge that it really wasn’t our fault, not really. You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you’ve created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can’t hide from the things that you’ve done anymore.”

Commander William Adama

Reason to smile: Dawn, film calls, Leaf losses, Man U. losses.

Siblings: None biologically, though a bro and a sis out there (you know who you are).

Time I wake up: 5:00 AM, right at the crack of stupid. Though I’ve been getting up at 4:00 AM lately, and can’t settle after.

Unusual Talent or Skill: Again too many to mention just one. Complex mental arithmetic. Three dimensional visualization. Ear wiggling. Ability to make my cats come to me when they are called. Deep and comprehensive trivial and factual memory.

Vegetable I Refuse to Eat: Broccoli, brussel sprouts, cauliflower, mushy peas.

Worst Habit: Cracking every bone in my body in front of Dawn.

X-rays: Too many. Last set was my chest to examine the effects of smoking (I was a smoker… three and a half years smoke free now) on my lungs. I wonder which causes more cancer… the smoke or the X-Ray?

Yummy Stuff: Oreo Blizzards, fresh Italian Pasta, an unburnt risotto.

Zoo Animal I Like Most: Kimodo Dragon.

As for tags, well, I just don’t do tags. I tend to tag the wrong people. If you do it, comment back to let me know you have.

Interdum vos ut volvo ferrus six.

Twisted Filler Tuesdays v1.0

Needless to say, I haven’t had much to say lately. Well, on here. I seem to have a lot to say. It just lately tends to stay in rants out in ‘the real world’, and rarely makes it’s way to the absolutes of the digital realm. Meh. Today is one of those days. So, from now on (well, until I tire of it), Tuesdays will now be Twisted Filler Tuesdays. And, as such, a Meh-me, originally stolen from someone by Dawn. Her one main rule was NOT to copy her answers. Spoilsport. Well, on with it.

1. Name something you use in the shower?
Hmmm, well I can’t use shampoo, as Dawn took it already (cripes my hair is going to get disgusting), so I suppose soap, but the soap is useless unless there is water to emulsify the soap.

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform?
Wow. How gender biased. What an assumption that women can’t play footy alongside men. But a player can wear shin pads under the socks of their uniform.

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
A parking ticket. Unless I’m working. Then I don’t care. Work covers parking tickets for me while I’m on the clock. One of the very few perks.

4. Name something a man might buy before a date?
Petrol. Flowers were taken by Dawn.

5. What’s another word for blemish?
Well, when referring to the cereberally inert world, a blemish would have to be ‘better than a slap in the face’. Don’t believe me? Check this out.

6. Something you’d cook in the microwave?
Definitely not a cat. I’d never dream of it. However, someone did. That’s why there’s a warning in your microwave manual that you shouldn’t cook your pet in the microwave oven. However, popcorn is quite tasty.

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
A Steinway Grand Piano.

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman?
Actually, I have three. One, they are into Cougars. Two, they are into MILF’s. Three, they were involved in the CFOX Buck Hunt.

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
I don’t know much about dogs, but CATS have this urge to sit on one’s privates.

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
PHYS 114 (wait, that would explain my grade). Maybe and electrocardiogram?

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
Scout badge embroidery?

12. Name a phrase with the word ‘Home’ in it?
You Can’t Go Home Again. Oh wait. That’s a Battlestar Galactica episode.

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth?
Well, since Dawn took hockey, I pick something from her side of the pond. Hurling.

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student’s day?
Make the boy genius of the class the ‘Teacher’s Pet’ in a public announcement at recess.

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
Tears running down their face? Duh.

16. Name something found under a car?
A pool of engine oil.

17. Name a bird you wouldn’t want to eat?
Any bird named Spears, Richie, Hilton, Lohan, and the like. And they say pigeons are swimming in disease.

18. Name something that gets folded?
Seven high in Texas Hold’em.

19. Name what happened to this question?
It was copied from Dawn’s blog, bolded, and answered.

20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it?
[looks down his pants] well thankfully not that. A pencil, for sure though, does.

If you decide to steal this and do it, please link back.

That is all.

Holiday filler

Because the better half won’t let me out of it…

1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Since egg nog makes me want to hurl, it will have to be hot chocolate. Though probably after my manditory 7 cups of coffee first.

2. Does Santa wrap the presents or just sit them under the tree? Santa, the anagram for Satan, who in Christian mythology is simply a fallen angel, uses presents to buy the souls of little children to do his nefarious bidding against the many, contrary faiths around the planet. And since I’m far from Christian, Satan simply does not visit, as my soul is far more educated.

3. Coloured or white lights? White lights diffused with colour correction gels propped with C-stands and loads of beach.

4. Do you hang mistletoe? No. Dawn doesn’t need that plant for motivation.

5. When do you put your decorations up? I don’t. Dawn does, and I can’t help her. She’s determined to decorate the tree herself. However, when we get bigger digs, I’ll have my own, seperate tree when we get bigger digs, and will be a tribute to the birth of Mithra, to which the current celebration of Christmas is copied from.

6. What is your favorite holiday dish? Mmmm… sweet Stella Artois.

7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? Hmmm. Probably any time we went skiing in and around that holiday. SKIING!!!!

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? At school, some kids a few years older decided to dispell the myth (which I was already very wary of, as it made no logical sense) to have my reaction be their amusement. Yet more cementing of the sheer fact Christianity is so wrong.

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Not really. My cousins opened one gift, which was pyjamas, on Christmas Eve, but that was it.

10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree? When I have my own, probably with pentacles, dragons, and pagan iconography.

11. Snow: Love it or hate it? DUH! SKIING!!!!!!!!!

12. Can you ice skate? Years of playing hockey? You decide.

13. Do you remember your favorite gift? Offhand no. My parents did have a good read on me though. Most gifts hit the mark.

14. What’s the most important thing about the Holidays for you? Family. It’s what it’s always been about. The whole Christ thing never factored into it.

15. What is your favorite holiday dessert? More beer.

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Well, the obvious which I’m trying to re-kindle. SKIING!!!!!!

17. What is on top of your tree? Dawn’s tree, a gold star. When I get mine, I dunno. Maybe a mock-up of a Viper Mark II. Yep, I’m a dork.

18. Which do you like best giving or receiving? I’d like the resources to give more, so ask me when that’s the case.

19. What is your favorite Christmas Song? Don’t go for the whole caroling thing. For movies, can’t beat The Nightmare Before Christmas. Also like the Trailer Park Boys Christmas Special.

20. Do you like candy canes? Not really. Always found them too sticky to eat.

21. Snowman or Snow Angel?? Snowman. Anatomically correct, for that.

Birthday Meh-me

Just since my better half won’t let me out of it…

The Rules

1.Mention the person who tagged you and create a link back to them.
2.Copy-paste the traits for all the twelve months (go here).
3.Pick your month of birth.
4.Highlight the traits that apply to you.
5.Tag 12 people and let them know by visiting their blogs and leaving a comment for them.
6.Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve done it!

Right. Okay. Here we go…

SAGGITARIUS: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

As for tags, just for those out there reading, whomever wants to do this just link back to me and leave a comment.

Amazing blogger award

That is all.

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